Math Jokes

From an anonymous reader

What is a forum?

Twoum + twoum.

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From Bethany W., age 8 Akron, Ohio

What did one math book say to the other math book?

I’ve got more problems than you do.

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From Camir, age 13, Jamaica

How many times can you take 5 from 25?

Only once, after that you are taking it from 20.

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From Melanie, age 11, California

What tool do you use in algebra?

Multi-pliers!

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From a reader, age 14, California

What is the best dessert in the Math Teacher’s Cafe?

A slice of chocolate pi.

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From Gina, age 13, NY

Why did the boy’s mother sew him 3 socks?

Because he said he grew another foot!

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