What do you call three feet of trash?
A junk yard! (3 feet = 1 yard)
Math Jokes
What is lighter a pound of feathers or a pound of wood?
They are equal! (they both are a pound)
Why did the man sleep with a ruler?
To see how long he could sleep.
Which one weighs more: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh a ton!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
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