There were a nickel and a dime rolling on a bridge. The nickel fell off. Why?
Because the dime had more sense! (cents! hahaha!!!)
Math Jokes
One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, “Go forth and multiply.” He said to the deer,” Go forth and multiply.”
He then said to the snakes, “Go forth and multiply.” They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, “What is the matter?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate(8) nine!
What did one math book say to the other?
I’ve got a problem!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
