Who is the best person to borrow money from?
From a lone wolf!
What’s a quicker way to double your money?
YOU FOLD IT!
What did the penny say to the other penny?
Do you want to make cents?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
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