A guy went up to God and asks him “God, how much is a penny for you?” God replies “$1,000” The guy asks him “How much is a second for you?” God replies “1,000 years.” The guy asks him “God can I have a penny from you?”
God replies “Wait one sec.”
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you get when you cross a really big gorilla and a kids program about money?
Kerching Kong!
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
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