Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
From Barbara, a parent, San Diego, CA
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Where can a fish borrow money?
From a loan shark!
What do you get when you cross a really big gorilla and a kids program about money?
Kerching Kong!
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
