Why didn’t the letter E spend any money?
Because he’s always in dEbt!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank!
Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
Where do fish get their money?
Riverbank!
Why did the man freeze his money?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
The Duck went in ’cause he paid a Bill; the Frog went in ’cause he paid a Greenback, but the skunk could not ’cause he only had a scent!
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