What goes in a bear’s cave and comes out alive?
The bear!!!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
There were three doors.
One door had a lion in it who had not eaten in forty years.
The second door had a dinosaur behind it.
The third door had a dragon behind it.
Which door would you open?
The door that had a lion behind it, of course, because the lion would be dead!
On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
“Meals on Wheels!”
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
The owner looked up “panda” and read the definition out loud, “A black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.”
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