What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
Animal Jokes
Odor in the court!!
Why did the lion eat the girl standing on a wire?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
They have two left feet!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!! (no idea)
A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
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