How do you fix a broken chimp?
With a monkey wrench!
Animal Jokes
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
A bee (“b”) !!!
A duck walks into a bar and asked, “Got any grapes?” The bartender said, “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said, “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck asked, “You got any nails?” The bartender said, “No.”
So the duck asked, “Got any grapes?”
A duck walks into a bar and asked “Got any grapes?” The bartender said “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor. “The duck asked “You got any nails?” The bartender said “No.”
” So the duck asked “Got any grapes?”
What is a vampire’s favourite bank?
A blood bank!
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