A duck walks into a bar and asked “Got any grapes?” The bartender said “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor. “The duck asked “You got any nails?” The bartender said “No.”
Animal Jokes
” So the duck asked “Got any grapes?”
What is a vampire’s favourite bank?
A blood bank!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
It’s none of your BUZZness!
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!
Why do giraffes have such long legs?
Because they don’t like the smell of their feet!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To get to the chick across the street!
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