Animal Jokes

A duck walks into a bar and asked, “Got any grapes?” The bartender said, “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said, “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor.” The duck asked, “You got any nails?” The bartender said, “No.”

A duck walks into a bar and asked “Got any grapes?” The bartender said “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor. “The duck asked “You got any nails?” The bartender said “No.”

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