Animal Jokes

From Lotti, age 13, Thatcham, England

What do you call a baby whale?

A little squirt!

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From Kate Boyd, age 10, Australia

Why do pandas have two black eyes?

Because they are the worst at fighting!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the rabbit wear a shower cap?

It didn’t want to get its hare wet!!

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From Emily, age 7, Florida U.S.

What do you call a giraffe in the north pole?

Lost!

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From Natalie, 3 years old, Hina

Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

They taste funny!

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From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What’s the crossbreed of a baby sheep, a boy pig, and a guinea pig?

A Lamborghini! (Lamb-Boar-Guinea)

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