Why was the crow perched on the telephone wire?
Because he wanted to make a long-distance caw!
Animal Jokes
What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?
Cheesecake!
What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?
I’m stuffed!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!
Why do porcupines always win at games?
Because they have the most points!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
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