Animal Jokes

From Tiersza, 10 years old, Spokane, Wasington

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellacopter!

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From Randy, 12 years old, New York

Why did the bunny cross the road?

To show his friend his hip-hop!

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From Hanah, age 12, Melaka, Malaysia

Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope-walker?

Because he wanted a well balanced meal!

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From Tiffany Flores, age 13, Las Vegas, NV

What do you call a Grizzly Bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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From Andy, 11 years old, South Dakota

What did the doctor use when the duck broke his leg?

Ducktape!

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From Ben B, 11 years old, Exeter, England

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat-mate!

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