Animal Jokes

From Paul, 12 years old, Cary, NC

Why can’t a koala be an expert witness?

He’s not koala-fied!

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From Heather, age 13, Texas

What do you get when you cross a duck with a fire cracker?

A fire quacker!

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From Binh, 11 years old, Hanoi

What is the most famous type of deer?

No idea! (No Eye Deer)

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From Jenny, age 8, Aylesbury, UK

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa U.S.A

What do you call a rooster in the morning?

A Clock a doodle do!

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From Bello, 3 years old, Nigeria

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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