There are five fish in a tank. Three drown. How many are left?
Five. Fish can not drown.
Animal Jokes
There were 7 copy cats in a box. One jumped out. How many were left?
None (Copycats — get it?)
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job?
He wasn’t koala-fied.
How do sheep get clean?
They take a baa-aa-aa-th!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellacopter!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To show his friend his hip-hop!
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