Animal Jokes

From Jenny, age 8, Aylesbury, UK

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa U.S.A

What do you call a rooster in the morning?

A Clock a doodle do!

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From Bello, 3 years old, Nigeria

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxedos!

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Michigan

What pet does a miner have?

A Goldfish

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From Abaigeal, 9 years old, Canada

What is a baby’s favorite reptile?

A rattlesnake!

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From Srihari, 10 years old, Irving, Tx

Why did the sheep go to the movies?

To get some snaaahcks!

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