Animal Jokes

From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare-brain!

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From Nick S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What animal knows its addition tables best?

It’s a toss-up between the Adder and the Add-a-conda!

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From Claudia C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Why do math teachers have so many problems giving tests in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs! (Cheaters!)

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From Elizabeth, 10 years old, NY

What did the baby porcupine say to the cactus?

Are you my mother

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From GWu, 9 years old, Sacramento, California

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it! (You sneak up on it!)

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From Clutchola, 3 years old

How do you escape an attacking bear?

Outrun the guy behind you!

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