Animal Jokes

From Logan, 9 years old, Indianapolis, Indiana

Why are teddy bears never ever hungry?

Because, they’re always stuffed!

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From Hazel Kimmerle, 8 years old, Justin, TX

What do you call a hippo without a back side?

A hippo-bottom-less!

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From BANANA, 15 years old, Australia

A horse walks into a bar?

Most people walked out knowing the potential danger of a horse walking into a bar!

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From David Fischer, 13 years old, Europe

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An in-vest-i-gator!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a bear missing an ear?

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From Bacon Boy, 9 years old, NY, USA

What do you call a bull that caught the red flag?

Red Bull!

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