Animal Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat!

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From Lily Brown, 9 years old, Redmond, WA

What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner?

She said, “Shall we prey?”

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From Zoe Kuhnlein, 8 years old, Colorado

What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?

Winnie the PEEE-EWE!

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From Z-man, 8 years old, Ohio

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

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From Tug, 5 years old, Tucson, Arizona

Where do whales listen to classical music?

At the orca-stra (orchestra)!

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