Animal Jokes

From Kara , of Luther, Oklahoma

What do you call a cold puppy?

A chili dog!

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From Rob, 13 years old, Tundra NWT

What do you call a royal cow?

Sir Loin!

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From 32re, 3 years old

Did you hear about the legless frog?

He was un-hoppy!

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From Olivia, 8 years old, Florida

What did the dog say to the cat?

Life is ruff!

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From CC, 11 years old, New York, United States

What did the mother buffalo say to her little boy when he went off to school?

Bison!

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From Aayush, 7 years old, Fremont, CA, USA

Which animal lies all the time?

The Lion!

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