Animal Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why do tigers have stripes?

So, they aren’t spotted!!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why are cats smarter than dogs?

You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled thru the snow!

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From Izzy , 9 years old, Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Where do orcas get their teeth done?

At the orca-dontist!

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From Renee, 11 years old, louisville, Kentucky, USA

What do you call an bear that has no teeth.

A gummy bear!

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From Kevin Robinson, 11 years old, USA

What do you call a camel without humps?

Hump-free! (Humphrey!)

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From Jake Brand, 8 years old, Florida

Jeff and Dave went into a tiger’s cave. Who came out alive?

The tiger!

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