Animal Jokes

From Matt, a grownup

Where did the rabbit go for breakfast

I Hop!

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From Breanna, age 10, Reno,NV

What do you call a bunny that always moves around?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

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From Brianna Reed, 12 years old, Georgia, USA

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?

No, kangaroo!

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From Anna, 8 years old, The United States of America

Why does the dragon always sleep with the light on?

Because he is afraid of the nights (knights)

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From Tyler, age 10, Iowa USA

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter side!

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From Melissa M., age 11, West Springfield, Massachusetts

What is a horse’s favorite state?

MAINE!

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