What did the panda do at the diner?
If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.
Animal Jokes
Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?
Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
What do you get when you join an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
All kinds, houses can’t jump!
What kind of a key can’t open a door?
A Donkey!
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
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