Animal Jokes

From DJ, age 9, Knoxville, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a bush and a pig?

A hedgehog!

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From Blue, age 13, Mississippi

What did the panda do at the diner?

If a panda goes to a diner, then he will eat, shoot and leave.

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From Alisha, age 13, Nepal

Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?

Zebra, because it’s still black and white!

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From pelumi, age 12, london

What do you get when you join an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks!

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From Sarah , age 9, Sacramento, California

What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?

All kinds, houses can’t jump!

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From TJ, age 8, Westport, Massachusetts

What kind of a key can’t open a door?

A Donkey!

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