Which is the oldest animal in the world and why is it old?
Zebra, because it’s still black and white!
Animal Jokes
What do you get when you join an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
What kinds of animals can jump higher than a house?
All kinds, houses can’t jump!
What kind of a key can’t open a door?
A Donkey!
Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies!
Why did the pony have to stay after school?
For horsing around!
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