A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
Animal Jokes
A pony went to a doctor and said he had a hurt throat.
The doctor said he was a little hoarse!
Why don’t the animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did the horse eat the hay?
He wanted to say “hey!”
What do you get when you cross a shark with ice?
Frostbite!
Why was the skeleton scared to ride the roller coaster?
Because he didn’t have the ‘guts’ to do it!
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