What would George Washington do if he was ever asked for his ID?
He would whip out a quarter!
People Jokes
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Because he heard he could get a crown there!
What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
Watts up?
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Because he could never lie!!
Did you hear about the taxicab driver who lost his job?
He was driving all his customers away!
Why did the farmer win first prize?
Because he was outstanding in his field! (Out standing in his field!)
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