What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A teacher says spit your gum out and a train says chew chew chew!
People Jokes
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
How do you get Lady Gaga mad?
Poker face!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it!
What queen does not wear a crown?
A queen bee!
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