Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his DOOTIE! (Duty)
People Jokes
What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A teacher says spit your gum out and a train says chew chew chew!
An old woman and her young granddaughter lived alone. One day the woman was sick. It happened to be a Sunday, so she sent her granddaughter to church alone.
When the girl came back, her grandmother asked her how she behaved.
She said, “Oh, Grandma, I was so good you couldn’t believe it! When they passed me a plate of money, I said, ‘No thank you!'”
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
How do you get Lady Gaga mad?
Poker face!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn’t see himself doing it!
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