Did you hear about my camping trip?
It was intense!
(in tents)
(in tents)
People Jokes
Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID …
He just pulled out a quarter?
I put a dollar in the change machine.
Nothing changed.
Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.
Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
What’s the difference between a doofus and a shopping cart?
A shopping cart has a mind of its own.
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