So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …
But I couldn’t seem to find any!
People Jokes
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Did you hear about my camping trip?
It was intense!
(in tents)
(in tents)
Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID …
He just pulled out a quarter?
I put a dollar in the change machine.
Nothing changed.
Two hunters are walking in the woods when one of them suddenly collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he isn’t breathing. The other one whips out his phone and calls 911. The person on the other line answers the call and asks the hunter what the problem is. The hunter says “My friend is dead! What do I do?” The person says “I’ll help you, first let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence and suddenly a gunshot is heard. “Now what?”
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