People Jokes

Anthony: Pete and Repeat decided to go on a camping trip. When they set up camp, Pete went outside the tent to go to the bathroom. Who was left inside?

Where did the Egyptian boy get the flu from?

Did you hear about the beggar that had a stuffy nose?

Three guys are out hunting.

The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.

The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.

The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.

Did you hear about the Karate champion who joined the navy?

[prank call] Hi, is your refrigerator running?