Did you hear about the beggar that had a stuffy nose?
Yeah, I heard he couldn’t catch a cent!
People Jokes
Three guys are out hunting.
The first guy goes out and comes back with a rabbit. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the rabbit tracks” he answers.
The second guy goes out and comes back with a turkey. “How did you get that?” the other guys ask. “I followed the turkey tracks” He answers.
The third guy goes out and comes back all bloody and torn up. “What happened?” the other guys ask.
“I followed the train tracks.”
Did you hear about the Karate champion who joined the navy?
I hear he was terrible. The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself!
[prank call] Hi, is your refrigerator running?
Then you’d better go catch it!
Why does nobody kiss vampires?
Because they have garlic breath!
A man jumps 27 stories and lives – how does he do it?
He is a window washer – he jumps in the building.
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