People Jokes

From Jessica, 13 years old, America

So a little boy was in the library and asked the librarian, “Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?” and the librarian said, “Little boy, this is a library.” What did the little boy say back?

(in a whisper)I’m sorry. Can I please have a hamburger and french fries?

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From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

Two guys were camping in the forest. One guy was named Tom and the other one was named Pete. All of a sudden a bear started chasing after them. Tom and Pete climbed a nearby tree, but the bear started knocking the tree. “This tree won’t stay up for long.” said Tom. He saw Pete tying his shoelaces like he was about to run. “Pete! You could never outrun that bear!” Said Tom. “I don’t have to outrun the bear.” Pete said

“I just have to outrun you!”

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From Kyle, 6 years old, Moscow, Russia

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!

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From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

Commander: Enemy at 2 o clock!

Pilot: What do I do till then?!

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From Isabelle Kathrine, 10 years old, Oklahoma

What does Cinderella wear at the beach?

Glass Flippers!

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From Brendon L, 10 years old, New Jersey

Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:

I work at 7-11!

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