Tom’s neighbor was always playing his trumpet too loud.
Tom: I wish I could borrow the neighbor’s trumpet.
Pam: But you don’t know how to play the trumpet!
Tom: I know! If I had the trumpet, our neighbor can’t play the trumpet anymore!
People Jokes
What city has no people?
Electricity!
What job has its ups and downs?
A roller-coaster operator!
Harry Potter was with his godfather Sirius Black [from books Harry Potter] and kept laughing at everything he said. What do you think Sirius said when Harry had laughed for the 9th time?
“I’m Sirius Harry!”
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
Where does the General keep his armys?
In his sleeves!!!!!!
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