There were two lazy people. They went and robbed a bank and came home. One said, “Let’s count the money.” The other one said:
“We’ll see it in the newspaper tomorrow.”
People Jokes
What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
Why did the man put his radio in the freezer?
To hear cool music …
What kind of person has married many women but has never gotten married?
A preacher!
What happened to the man who swallowed fire?
He burned some calories!
Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer!
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