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From Lily, age 10, Birmingham, England

“My nan’s favourite music is hip hop.” Fiona said to Gaila.
“Why?” asked Gaila.

“Because her hip is crippled and it makes her hop!” replied Fiona.
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From Jennifer, age 5, Nashville, Tennesse

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

‘Cause then it would bel a foot.
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From Eli, a reader, California

What is the flu’s favorite drink?

Cough-ee!
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From Steve, age 11, Canada

What do you call a policeman in bed?

An undercover cop!
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From SUSHINE ROBY RIBS, age 9, COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS, USA

What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?

Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
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From Appooss, age 13, Muscat

Ramu : Where were you born?
Damu : In India.
Ramu : Which part?

Damu : Which part? My whole body was born in India!
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