Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Cat, age 8, United States
Why did the little boy sleep with a ruler?
From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Cairo, Egypt
How is smeone polite?
From Katie, age 13, Houston, Texas
So a guy walks into a bar…
From Em, age 10, New York, New York
Who makes a living by talking to himself?
From Jman, age 8, Alberta
What’s Fat Albert’s favourite game system?
From Katie, age 5, Australia
What happened when the man ran into bar?

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