Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
People Jokes
What month is the month that is most hated by soldiers?
Death March!
Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?
The Angel said.”His is in my office.I use it as a fan.”
How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?
With Jammin’ them!
Why do all socks have holes?
Because when socks don’t have any holes, how can people put them on their feet?
What do you call a dead Jedi?
a Deadi!
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