How old is the man who made up 100?
99!
People Jokes
What would you call superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
What month is the month that is most hated by soldiers?
Death March!
Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?
The Angel said.”His is in my office.I use it as a fan.”
How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?
With Jammin’ them!
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