Science Jokes

From Aaliyah Scott, 10 years old, Merrillville, IN

What did the selfish cell say to his neighbor?

It is mitosis, not yours! (If you dont get it, STUDY. YOUR. SCIENCE.)

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From Cheesehead, 4 years old, Calculatorland, Texas

Want to hear a Potassium joke?

K (chemical symbol for potassium).

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From Ashley Webb, 16 years old

Why was Adam afraid of science class?

He heard they were splitting the atom!

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From Gio, 10 years old, chicago, IL

Two men walk up to a restaurant. One asks for H2O, the other man says you know what I’ll have some H2O too.

He died.

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From Maia, 11 years old, Pohnpei, Micronesia

A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…

String theory!

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From Yuyuxmss, age 10, South Korea

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Let’s meet in the valley!

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