Sports Jokes

From Ziggy, 10 years old, Colorado

Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter-back!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the boy bring string to the baseball game?

He wanted to tie up the game!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How is music like ice skating?

If you don’t “C” sharp, you’ll “B” flat!

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From Bryce, 10 years old, WA

Do you know what I thought a quarterback was, when I was little?

A refund!

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From Crystal Dillard, 11 years old, Greensboro, North Carolina

What is the name of the NBA’s official ship?

The championship!

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