Sports Jokes

From Trent, 9 years old

Why did the coach go to the bank ?

To get his quarterback!

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From Chiefgirl, 7 years old, NYC, NY

Where do rocks go to play golf?

Pebble Beach!

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From Natalie Knowles, a grownup, Tampa

Why did the skeleton barbecue at the bowling alley?

Because he wanted a spare of ribs!

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From Tori B, 12 years old, Wauwatosa, Wisconsin

Why was the stadium hot after the football game?

The fans all left!

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From Chickenman, 11 years old, Memphis

What is the difference between a golfer and a regular person?

Golfers don’t die, they just putter away.

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From Els, 8 years old, Denver, CO

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he had a hole in one!

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