Miscellaneous Jokes

From Shreya, age 9, India

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?

You’re too small to smoke!

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From Anthony, 3 years old, North America

How did the broom get a girlfriend?

He swept her off her feet!

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From Chris, age 11, Nasville, Tennessee

What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?

A croc!

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From Austin, age 10, Minnesota

What did the sign over the Underwear Store say?

Git your butt over here!

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From Cam Man, 10 years old, CA

Why do refrigerators hum?

Because they don’t know the words!

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From Amber, age 13, Independence, Missouri

Which is faster: Cold or Hot?

Hot, anybody can catch a Cold!

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