Miscellaneous Jokes

From Ben, age 12, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.

A quarter and a nickel. Only one of them can’t be a nickel, a quarter is one of them, and a quarter is not a nickel.

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From Fia, age 10, Red Wood City, California

What does a broom do when it’s tired?

It goes to sweep!

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From dgkgkggkflkxm.kcccgh, 8 years old, Canada

What do you call banana skins that you wear on your feet?

Slippers!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?

They are made for two wrists (tourists)!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call chandeliers?

High lights!

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From Bilanay, 10 years old, America

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam!

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