Miscellaneous Jokes

What is an Ice Cube’s favorite movie?

There once was three kids who lived in a building on the 99th floor there were stairs, but everyday when they got home from school they always took the elevator. But one day the elevator broke down and the kids had to take the stairs. To make it easier they thought only one kid should hold the keys. To pass the time they decided to tell a story one kid would tell a happy memory, the next kid would tell a funny story, and the last kid would tell a sad story. When they had made it up to the 98th floor it was time for the sad story and his sad story was…..

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?

Two coins make up 30 cents. One of them can’t be a nickel. What are the two coins.