Miscellaneous Jokes

From Natalie, 8 years old, Kansas City, MO

What can you steal but won’t get in trouble for it?

A base!

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From Abby, 10 years old, North Carolina

What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?

A private tutor!

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From Bourke, 5 years old, Maryland, USA

What did green say to yellow?

I feel blue without you!

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From Villigers Nose, 12 years old

How do you know you’re being rejected?

When your yo-yo never comes back to you!

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From Haylee Clarke, 10 years old,, St. Philip, Barbados

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we will go places!

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From Taylor, 7 years old, California

When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you eat a watermelon!

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