Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
Miscellaneous Jokes
Because he is dead.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, while i go ahead!
What is the hottest part of the room?
The corner. It is always about 90 degrees!
Why was the broom late for school?
Because it swept away in the moment!
What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
You look like you’re a little pail!
Is Velcro worth it?
No, it’s a rip off!
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