Miscellaneous Jokes

From Ruby, 9 years old, London

Why did the toilet paper go down the road?

To get to the bottom!

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From Rose, 4 years old, U.S.A

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was out-standing in his field!!!!!!!!!

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From CJ, 9 years old, New York

What’s the easiest way to get on tv?

Sit on it!

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From Ethan, 9 years old, New York

What has four legs but can’t walk?

A chair!

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From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the newspaper blush?

He saw the comic strip!

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From Jay D., 11 years old, Brea, CA, U.S.A

Did you know we were built upside down?

Our nose runs and our feet smell!

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