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Miscellaneous Jokes

From Jay D., 11 years old, Brea, CA, U.S.A

Did you know we were built upside down?

Our nose runs and our feet smell!
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From Gauri , 12 years old, Indonesia, Jakarta

Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?

Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
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From Gauri, 12 years old, Indonesia

Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?

Because I sleep at night!
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From Josh L., 8 years old, Baltimore, MD

What did the man say to his grandma’s quilt?

Cover me!
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From Allbree, 9 years old, Harriman, Tennessee, U.S.A

Why can`t a glass tell a lie?

Because you can see right through him!
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From a teacher, Vic

What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!
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