Why couldn’t the apple look out of the window?
Because Apple (company) doesn’t use Windows (Microsoft Windows)!
Miscellaneous Jokes
Two friends are talking. The one friend says to the other friend, I haven’t slept in days!” The second friend says, “Really? Why?
Because I sleep at night!
What did the man say to his grandma’s quilt?
Cover me!
Why can`t a glass tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him!
What did the father chimney say to the baby chimney?
You’re too young to smoke!
Did you ever see the movie Constipated?
It never came out!
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